pervey sage hunt! Get pitchforks out!!!

you can hunt pervey sage and beat the sh*t out of him!! muhahahahahahhahahahaha!!!
evil smirk pulls out a pitchfork
Now where pervey sage?? I need to poke him!!! muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Their he is lets get him!!
Pervey's face o_O then he says ahhhhhhhhhhhh its crazzy people trying to hurt meeeee!!!!
Pervey sage starts *running*
I said with an *evil fox grin* ohhh no you don't!! I start running towards pervey sage
and I leap for his legs.
Pervey sage falls to the ground as I got hold of his legs. *bam*
I said with an *eviler fox smirk* I got him now lets beat the sh*t out of him!!!

Owwww man no one wants to hurt pervey sage ohh well I will hurt him.
I punch pervey sage in the face while scraming quit being a pervert muhahahahahahahahahhahahaha!! *gring evily*

*slaps him* crazy old man >.< u pervert *hits him again* BWHAHAHAHA *evil laugh* *cough* ugh I need to work on the evil laugh

Muhahahahahahahah
Its sooooo much fun beating pervey sage!!!!!!!
*grining evily*

*beats him up again* it's entertaining

I have so much fun beating him up!!
Muhahahahahahaha

I drag pervey sage to a big pile of dog poop and throw him in it

Muhahahahahahahahahaha and ewwwwwwww he smells like a dogs behind!!

i get a torch and set his hair on fire!!!!!
take that u perverted old man!!!!!stop peeping at the girls cuz u cant get any!!!!!

Muahahahahahahahahah

grining evily

burn his hair off!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way I like the pic now going back to hurting the pervert!!

I put on protective bee suit

I grab a bee hive

I shake the hive rapidly to piss the bee's off

I throw the bee's hive at him

Muhahahahahahahahahahah!!

Pervey sage is running around and swing his arms in the while screaming
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Bee's buzzing evily and stinging pervey sage all over his body!!

pervey sage's face

really?thanks!!!^3^ now back 2 buisness....
*gets meat juice and pours it on his*kiba!!!akumaru!!!lunch is ready!!!!!

Muhahahahahahahaha
their eatting pervey sage

ohh wait a minute........................

ewwwwwwwwwwwww Akamaru ate his cloths

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my eye's they burn

I scream help me pervey sage is at it again!!!!!

I'm holding my eyes

Ahhhhhhhh I think I'm blind and mentlely scarded!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wait i no!!!!!!!!!TORRIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*torrie comes*y...OMFG!!!!*closes eyes*DUDE WTF!?!?!?!?!?WTH R U DOING 2 MY SIS AND HER FRIEND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*beats the crap out of him*<------torrie thought he was tring 2 get us 2 sleep with him
me:TORRIE U SAVED US!!!!!HE WAS TRING 2 RAPE US!!!!!!*whispers 2 u*go along with it,maybe torrie will kill him

torrie *crys* he was trying to rape us

crys some more (fake tears)

Thinking muhahahahahahahaha

[torrie]grrrrr......*evil demonic blood red eyes*U F*CKER!!!!!!!!!*starts tring 2 kill him*
[me]^^lol
[torrie]*summons giant wolf*EAT HIM!!!!!
[me]*whispers:hahaha this is getting good!!!^^**fake cries*T...TORRIE HE TRIED 2 MAKE US DO STUFF WITH HIM IN HIS APPARTMENT!!!HE EVEN TRIED 2 KISS US!!!!!!!WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND HE WAS WATCHING US IN THE BATH HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sniffles he said he was going to make us do stuff and we were going to like it and I was scared
crys

I whisper's your right look at pervey sage's eye's

Thinking muhahahahaha pervey sage is dead meat!! ginning evily in my mind!

[torrie]*anime vain*EAT HIM!NOW!!!!!
[me]NO TORRIE!!!!!UR GONNA MAKE DA POOR WOLFIE SICK!!!!!WUT IF HES CONTAGOUS!?!?!
[torrie]*mubbles*...fine...ill kill him myself....*gets out dads kantas*

I whisper to you this is so much fun and now he's going to die!!

sniffles a few tears(fake)

[me]*whispers 2 u*yea
[torrie]*chases him with kanta*

In my head doing the happy dance and laughting evily

whispers Hmmmm we should get Naruto in on this! Aftern all Naruto would kiil him too!

[me]*whispers 2 u*really?y would he kill him 2?does he love u?

whispers no but I think he loves you.
It would be funny to see Naruto to spazz out on him.

[me]o.O*still shocked by the 1st thing u said*
[torrie]*turns around*uh...sam?she ok???*he pinned pervy sage 2 the ground with 2 kantas*

me:Ummmm pocking you

me:I think so Torrie she must be in shock about the pervert

me: sam you alright snap out of it or I'll get Naruto.

[me]o.O*still dont hear u*
[torrie]hm?...HEY STAY PUT!!!!!*tries 2 chop off his head*

me: starts to realy cry

Whispers to you: please wake up I'm sorry sam

A few more tears

I hug you

Whispers to you: sam ypur missing pervey sage getting his head cut off

[me]*snaps out of it*huh?
[torrie]*turns*wut happened?u zoned out 4 no reason
[me]...*mubbles*oh there was a reason....
[torrie]???well???
[me]im sorry,i just was tromitized from him starting 2 strip in front of us
[torrie]HE DID WUT?!?!?!?!?!?IS THAT Y U WERE NAKED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Me: hugs you again

whispers to you: I'm glade your fine and I'm sorry

Puppy eye's

Tears falling

[me]its ok,i just never thought naruto could like me like that....its weird cuz we've been friends 4 so long....
[torrie]DANM IT HOLD STILL U F*CKER!!!!
[me]besides he dont like me like that

Me: ohh ok if you say so *sarcastic*

Me: Look Teehee pervey sage is getting killed by torrie

[me]hey!!!im serious he doesnt!!!
[torrie]huh?who doesnt wut?
[me]*animesweat drop*n...nothing,sorry,u can continue
[torrie]*shrugs*DANM I MISSED!!!!!*gets pevy sages arm*

Me: ohh ok I beleave you. sorry

Giving you puppy eyes

[me]it cool,besides he 2 much of a perv 2 like 1 girl
[torrie]*cuts pervy sages leg*

Me: yup I agree with you and he's so hung up on picky butt face

I look at pervey sage and he's crying like a baby

me: snickering

Pervey sage screatly thinking abuot us naked

me: read his mind

I look at you (sam)

Me: whispers ewwwww pervey sage is undressing us with his mind

me: shudders T_T

[me]*covers self*TORRIE HES UNDRESSING US IN HIS SICK MIND
[torrie]GRRR....*cuts off his finger*

me: shudders some more

Me: reading pervey sages mind again

Me: @_@

Me: Torrie he's shudder still doing it!!!

me: I see Gaara and Kankuro walking by I grab them

Me: I hide behind Gaara

Me: I push Kankuro by you

Pervey sage: still thinking pervey thoughts

[me]...*thinks:oh thanks!give me the perverted kitty!*

Me: I push away Kankuro from you

Me: I see Kakashi walking by

Me: I grab Kakashi and I push him towards you

Me: *Wink* is that better?? *smiles*

[me]*thinks:not really....he LIVES off the pervy sages mind*
[torrie]*knocks him out*

me: ok I'll take Kakashi and you have Gaara

Me: is that better??? you get sandy kitty meow

[me]much better...
[torrie]*stabs him*HE WONT DIE!!!!!

me: cool

Me: looks at torrie and pervey sage

Me: Oooooohhhhhhhh he must be a deamon

me: thinking scary he won't die

Me: I summon a huge twin blade sword (that used to kill deamons with)

Me: hay Torrie try useing this

Me: throws the sword to Torrie

[torrie]*smile*thanks Saiyo!!!*stabs pervy sage*i think it worked!!!
[me]^.^

Me: your wellcome and I think he's dead

me: looks at pervey sage

His face X.X

[me]yay!!!^^
[torrie]here u go Saiyo*gives sword back*
[me]^^*thinks:i thinks big brother likes u!!!*

Me: catchs sword *smiles at Torrie

Me: whispers to you (sam) your brother is kind of cute when he get protective *smiles*

Me: screatly thinking he just so cute but he's my best friends brother

me: sigh's out loud

[me]i just think its funny and sweet ^w^
[torrie]huh?*confused look*
[me]nothing torrie,its just girl talk...
[torrie]oh...any1 hungry?

Me: I'm am

Me: my tummy Grrrrrrrrr

me: Blushs

me: teehee

Me: sam you hungry??

[me]no,u 2 go a head...im gonna hang out with naruto*evil smirk*

Me: ohh ok if your sure *blushs*
whats the smirk for???

[me]yea im sure...*thinks:u dont need 2 no wut the smirks 4*...BYE BYEZ!!!*takes off runnin*

me: ohh ok *confused because you didn't answer my question*

Me: Torrie you ready?? *blushs* *smiles*