Man hunt with a twist

[torrie]*smiles*
[me]*gets the feelin im being watched and looks at the baby stuff with gaara*

~~hidan~~
[hidan]*watching u*

me:*gets the earrie feeling i'm being watched again and and looks at baby stuff*...

gaara:*smiles and looks at the baby stuff*
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?????:*smirksing evily and watching you*..

(real me:....lets make us further along in our pregnacys....)

[torrie]*smiles*
[me]*gets the feelin im being watched and looks at the baby stuff with gaara*

~~hidan~~
[hidan]*watching u*

(real me:ok)

me:*gets the earrie feeling i'm being watched again and and looks at baby stuff*...

gaara:*smiles and looks at the baby stuff*
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?????:*smirksing evily and watching you*..

(real me:....ok how are we going to do this???....)

(real me:wanna have us come back in a few months?)

(real me:...ok...)

me:....I look like a house!!..>.<.....



gaara:*smiles to you*....

[torrie]u do not*kisses u*i love u and u dont look like a house
[me]^w^

me:....if I get any bigger my belly is going to smoosh me..>.<.......I wobble like a duck and I look funny........>_<

gaara:*smiles to you*....

[me]so do i TT^TT
[torrie]no u dont

me:....how don't I....its hard to hug anyone and once me and sam tryed to hug and we coulden't reach other to hug...>.<....

gaara:... no you don't sam you look beauitful.....

[me]TT^TT NO
[torrie]u both look fine

me:....no so fat....I feel like I'm going to burst at the sems..>.<..

gaara:... yes now stop saying that about yourselves

[me]*pouts*TT^TT no
[torrie]*sighs*

me:....*pouts*......real fat..I can't even get off a chair or the sofa without someone helping me up....

gaara:... *sighs*

[torrie]no ur real pregrent
[me]TT^TT

me:....*pouts*......I still feel so fat and unatractive...even ino and sakura look better then me..>.<....that ani't much to say......

gaara:... *sighs*..sam you look beauitful....

[me]TT^TT
[torrie]*kisses u*better?

me:....*smirks*..alittle

gaara:... *snuggles you*...you are beauitful sam.....

[me]*snuggles him back*me no feel that way
[torrie]*kisses u more*better?*kiss*wut about now?*kiss*better now?*kiss*how bout now?*kiss**smiles*u feel better?

me:....*smiles*...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KISSYS!!!!...*kisses him*

gaara:... *snuggles you more*... you should you have two babies inside and I love you and our babies love you sam...you do look beauitful..*kisses you*...better????

[torrie]*kisses back*u feel better now?
[me]*snuggles back more*yes*kisses him*i love u and our babies 2

me:....*smiles*...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MAYBE......*kisses him again*...I love kissing you....

gaara:... *snuggles you more*... I'm glad....

[torrie]*smiles*i love kissing u2
[me]*snuggles back more*

me:*...*giggles*...YAY!!!...*snuggles him*

gaara:... *holds you close and kisses your forehead*...I love you sam....

[torrie]*snuggles back*
[me]^w^ i love u 2

me:*snuggles him more*...is my belly getting in the way????

gaara:... *smiles*..

[torrie]*snuggles back*no
[me]^w^

me:*snuggles him more*...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY......OOOOOoooo...I just thought about it I will be giving birth any time...>.<.....

gaara:... *smiles and kisses the tip of your noise*....your cute my cutie pie.....

[torrie]*smiles*at least we'll b parents soon then
[me]^w^*snuggles more*

me:*snuggles him more*...yea but I'm not happy about the pain I'm going to endure...*shudders*...scarry.....

gaara:... *smiles and snuggles you back*....

[torrie]*snuggles more*
[me]^w^*snuggles more*

me:*snuggles him more*...

gaara:... *smiles and snuggles you back more*....

(real me:...do you want me to go in labor????.....)

(real me just say ur water broke)

(real me:...ok..)

me:....@,^.....OOOOOOOOoooooooo........I'm all wet.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....I think my water just broke......>.<

gaara:... *shocked*....

[me] *gets the bag of things torrie packed 4 wen it happened*
[torrie]*carries u 2 car and puts u in the back seat so gaara and i can help as much as we can*ok lets go*drives and calls ur parents,brother,rain,her brother and father,the rest of ur family and friends and puts it on loud speaker so u can talk 2 them on the way*how far apart r the contractions?

me:....@,^...*shooting pains*..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*pants*.....u.umm....I..t.think...10.....m.minutes...a.apart..
.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*pants*

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*......its ok saiyo the pain will only be for awhile then you will be holding your babies in your arm......remember to breath...long and deep breaths.......

[torrie]*drives and starts 2 get a flat*!@#!@$@#%#$^O@#@*$#*%)^%)@#&!#&&$#%%$&%^*^%!@!%^*(I&)(*_*&&%^&%#$!##&)%!~%@#~~!~!@!!@$^$%@$^%*&*(&$^#$!~@#@$%#%$%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets out and gies 2 the backseat8im gonna have 2 do it...

me:....o,0...*shooting pains*..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*pants*...d.do...w.what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?....

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*...... whats worng??????????

[torrie]the car got a flat and this is my spare tire i was gonna get 1 in an hour but i thought it'd b fine cuz its a new tire...im gonna have 2 deliver them.tell me wen it gwets 5 mins apart

me:....o,0...*shooting pains*...Y.YOU..G.GOT..TO..B.BE..F.F*CKEN...K.KIDDING...M.ME....*shoot pain*.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....*pants*

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*......

(real me...what akasuki's should be there???....)

[torrie]u want sam 2 do it or me 2 do it?we've both delivered pups b4 and so its better then nothing.dont worry we've dont it wen the wolves is in human form 2 so its the same thing...u want me or sam 2 do it?

me:....o,0...*shooting pains*...I..IT..D.DON'T..M.MATTER..T.TO..ME....*shoot pain*.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....*pants*

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*......

(real me...what akasuki's should be there???....)

[torrie]how far apart ar they?

me:....o,0...*shooting pains*...I...D.DON'T..K.KNOW..M.MAYBE..7..OR...8..MINUTES....*shoot pain*.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!....*pants*

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*......

[torrie]ok jsut a lil longer...any advice 4 her mrs.ishida?

me:....o,0...*shooting pains*...T.T.THIS....F.F*CKEN..S.SUCKS!!!!!!!....*shoot pain*.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...M.MOTHER...F.F*CKERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!....*pants*

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*......when its time for her to push have her curl up and grab her legs and crul her chin into her chest and pushs as hard as she can when she has contrations and once the head is out she can not push or she will tear her vagenal open.....it will be ok honey before to long it will be over........

(real me:...when you bring deidara and poop I mean puppet man..hahahahahhahah..I called him poop...)

(real mE:in a lil bit im looking 4 a good pic of both of them)
[torrie]ok wen its itme do as ur mother suggested

me:....o,0...*shooting pains*...O.OK!!!!!!....*shoot pain*.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...M.MOTHER...F.F*CKERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!.I..
H.HAVE...T.TO..DO...T.THIS..MORE..THAN..ONCE....SON...OF...B*TCH!!!!!!...*pants*

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*......

(real me:...ok....)

[torrie]ok how far apart??it looks like about 6-5 mins correct?

me:....o,0...*shooting pains*...I...D.DON'T...KNOW.....I..T.THINK..S.SO!!!!!!....*shoot pain*.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...M.MOTHER...F.F*CKERRRRRRRRRRRRR..T.THIS..HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!...*pants*

gaara:... *shocked and trying to help*....

mom:*phone*......